- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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