- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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