- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yellow People !!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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