- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

penis. nuff said.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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