- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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