Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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