- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock Who's there

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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