- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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