- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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