- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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