- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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