- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Wenis Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

this website is a bad joke

charlie sheen

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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