Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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