- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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