why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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