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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

knock knock Goodbye

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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