Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Anti Joke

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