- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whose your daddy? Not me

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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