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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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