- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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