When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I? Everett

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Yes

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Anti Joke

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