- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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