A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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