- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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