- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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