What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Michael Brown

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti Joke

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