The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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This is an anti-joke.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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