I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why dont they make black forks

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A gay man watches football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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