- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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