Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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