Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Men's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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