What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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