- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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