Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

men's rights activists

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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