what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Cripples are lame.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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