What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Tunechi

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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