Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Men's rights

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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