- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Chris is hairy

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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