How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Jesus Christ

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Canadians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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