- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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