- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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