- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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