- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

I'm homeless.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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