- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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