- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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