- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

this website even though its hilarious.

A man penetrates another man.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

women's rights.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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