Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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