Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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