- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

God is real.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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