- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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