- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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