my penis

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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