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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

your mama's so fat... that's it

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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