What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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