- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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