- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Jimmy Saville

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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