Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's 9+10? 19

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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