What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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