A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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