- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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