A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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