Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what's funny about war? nothing!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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