- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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