- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

. . I am a whale

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