- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Pain Olympics.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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