Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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