I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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