What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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haha black people :D

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Anti Joke

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