- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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