- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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