What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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