Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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