- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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