- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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