Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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