Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock knock. Its open.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A hill billy went fishing

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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