What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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