- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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