Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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knock knock come in

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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