Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Anti Joke

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