There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

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