- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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