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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Massie is a fatass

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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