If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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