- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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