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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Alchohol.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Where's my baby??

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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