- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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