Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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