Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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