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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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