- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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