What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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