whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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