- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

bite me

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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