Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Cripples are lame.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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The american education system.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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