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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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