- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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