- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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