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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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