- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I will create more jobs for americans

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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