What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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