What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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