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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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