- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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