Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

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