What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

womens rights.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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