Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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