- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

i'm hard

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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