Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

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