- Anti Joke

What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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