- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

i saw amango it splootered

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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