- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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