a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Death by kayak

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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