- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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