How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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