- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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