- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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