*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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cool

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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