- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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