- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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