*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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XD Jackass.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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