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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Jordan is pregant

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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