- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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