If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kevin and Ramin

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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