- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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