What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Justin Bieber

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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