Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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