- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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