The black man leaves the strip club.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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