Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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