- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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