What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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