What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Anti Joke

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