- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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