A dancer walks into a barre

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Donald Trump

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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