Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

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