- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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