- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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