What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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