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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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