Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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