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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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