What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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My cat just died.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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roses are red poo is poo

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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