- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

why girl die cancer

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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