Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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The Colts this year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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