- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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