The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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