- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How many light bulbs? 1