- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a joke? no

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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