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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Nero, sure you are okay?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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