- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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