A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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all your base are belong to mark

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Double-whammy

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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