- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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