What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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