- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Obama = ebola

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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