- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

I have a really funny joke.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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