I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Anyone can post anything.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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