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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.