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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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