Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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