- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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