What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

guess what? bannanas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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