- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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