- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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womens rights.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Andoni was here

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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