Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Pineapple.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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