- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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