- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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