Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Racial Equality

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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