Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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