How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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