What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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