- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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