Then none of us want to be right.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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