Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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