Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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