- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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