- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

bangers and mash?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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