Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is 9+10? 19

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Your mam is so fat.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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