A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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No soup for you!

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

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